So here’s to Cory Matthews. The one who ruined our realistic expectations in men forever and ever amen
shut the fuck up
tomatoes ain’t no goddamn fruit
chop a tomato up and put it in a fruit salad
take it to the next function
remember what i said when they whoopin yo ass for putting a fucking tomato in the fruit salad
This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.
taylorswift invited over 400 fans to visit her at her homes in the US and UK to listen to her new album before it was released. She called it the ‘1989 Secret Sessions’.
BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD